Turtle Bay is Terrific!

May Bank Holiday Monday saw us going to The Enfield Pageant of Vintage where I took part in a fashion show for the lovely Tricia at Hotties Vintage.

We left the event around 3pm to make our merry way home and made very good time. Whilst in the car I suggested to Leslie that we could stop somewhere and have an early dinner. But where to stop?

Well I knew we had to go past Milton Keynes and so I suggested going there and seeing what took our fancy. I know there is a large selection of restaurants all concentrated in one area, with Cafe Rouge, Pizza Express, Las Iguanas, Brasserie Blanc, Loch Fyne, GBK and more.

Several of these chains we had tried before, but had never visited Turtle Bay which is a large vibrant Caribbean restaurant right on Mortimer Square.

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Turtle Bay

We parked up the car and walked through to the restaurant quarter. Now it was Bank Holiday and we hadn’t pre-booked so were hoping that we would be lucky and get a table.

We were welcomed into the restaurant and asked if we had a reservation. The place was packed and had a really buzzing atmosphere. After having a bit of a shuffle around, he was able to fit us in and told us our server would be Rhiannon who would be over in a few minutes.

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Buzzing Atmosphere

We had a good look at the menu; there were so many amazing items on there that I knew I was going to struggle to choose!

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My Favourite – Uncle Wray

Talking with Les we decided to try a sharing platter first. He had decided to have Curry Goat without even looking at the menu. Typically he hadn’t brought his reading glasses out, so I read the menu out.

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So much Choice!

When I got to the One-Pot section and told him about the Bajan Beef Cheeks , he decided that was an even better option. I am a huge fan of Pork Belly so had planned to go with that.

The waitress came over and asked us if we would like drinks. We had only been waiting for around five minutes and had managed to decide on our whole meal!

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Rum Murals

Les opted for a bottle of Turtle Bay Cider and as I am a MASSIVE Wray and Nephew fan, I ordered a Roots Culture cocktail; a combination of Uncle Wray overproof rum, strawberry liqueur, raspberry, lime & lemonade. The cocktails are all priced at £7.15 and luckily it was Happy Hour 2-4-1!

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Turtle Bay Cider

We ordered the Just Jerk Platter – Marinated jerk wings, glazed pork ribs, jerk beef riblets, Jamaican beef patty, sweet corn fritters, spiced popcorn, herb mayo & super green salad  priced at a great £13.95.

Rhiannon told us that unfortunately they were out of the beef patty, but could substitute it with duck rolls; Slow roasted shredded duck, with sweet onion, soy sauce & chilli, stuffed in toasted rolled flatbread, served with sour orange chutney. Well to be honest they sounded better than the patties!

Within 10 minutes I had two metal glasses full of the most amazing fruity red cocktail. It was pretty potent but went down SO well.

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BOGOF

The starters arrived, and what can I say?  What a gorgeous looking plate of food. All of it looked so good that we eagerly tucked in. I have to admit the sweet corn fritters were one thing I wasn’t bothered about trying as I am not a huge sweetcorn fan. However they were out of this World! And the duck rolls were definitely better than a beef patty!

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Just Jerk Platter

We polished everything off, not leaving a single morsel behind. Such great food and the price was such good value for what we received.

We then had a wait of around 15 minutes before our main course arrived. This was actually quite good as I was a little full after eating all the starters.

Our main courses arrived and I was impressed with both the look of the plates and the portion size.

Les had the Bajan Beef Cheeks; Six hour slowly simmered beef cheeks marinated in Caribbean spice, okra, potato, garlic, ginger, star anise, cinnamon, coriander & toasted coconut. Served with steamed rice & roti flatbread all for £10.80

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Bajan Beef Cheeks

I had opted for the Jerk Pork Belly at £12.50. This was 24 hour marinated, jerk pork belly, slow braised & pit grilled. Served with pork rind, sweet onion chutney, fresh green seasoning & sweet potato mash, with a choice of jerk glaze Fruity, Spicy or creamy. I went with fruity and boy was it good!

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Jerk Pork Belly

Our table descended into silence as we ate. We let each other have a taste of each meal so we could experience different food. I have to say the Beef Cheeks were nearly as good as my pork!

We cleared both our plates and our mouths were zinging a bit. So very tasty yet fresh. The flavours were exciting yet not overpowering. I would gladly order this meal again, it was that good.

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Gone!

Sadly neither of us were able to manage a dessert although the rum and raisin bread pudding and the passion pie sounded amazing, we both knew we would never manage it.

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Too Full for Pud!

Sadly it was almost time for us to leave, so we asked for the bill which came to just over £49. I think this is actually really good value, especially for the amount of food we actually ate.

I also have to say that Rhiannon was a fantastic server. Bright, bubbly and really engaging with us, she needs a big pat on the back from the bosses for being a great representative of the restaurant.

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Tired and Full

I highly recommend giving Turtle Bay a go if there is one near to you. The food is immense, the atmosphere friendly and relaxed and the drinks are divine.

I can certainly see us returning back to Turtle Bay, I just wish there was one in our town!

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  • I love the sound of Turtle Bay but haven’t managed to visit yet!

    • I hope you manage to visit one at some point Tori x

  • Hannah Latoya Bond

    I’ve been to Turtle Bay, the food is great and the drinks are amazing too

  • Jenni Grainger

    Theres a turtle bay about 20 minutes away from me and Ive heard amazing things about it. Going to have to go and try x

    • I highly suggest you do, hope you go and enjoy it! x

  • Madeeha

    I love the name of restaurant, Turtle Bay. Never been there but will love to visit someday

  • I love Turtle Bay as it’s pretty much happy hour all day other than like 7-9 which is great. The Milton Keynes one was actually the first one I’d ever been to x

    • Oooh I didn’t know that *files away for future reference* xx

  • Gareth Torrance

    I’ve never been to Turtle Bay… Gonna have to give it a go!

  • Jennifer Eastwell

    I’ve not been to Turtle Bay before it looks lovely! I like the fact they have a lot of cocktail options too! I wish it was closer to me

  • That raisen bread looks incredible! I love the idea of having it with a tasty rum! Glad you all had such a great time!

  • Milton Keynes is not a bad idea actually, when you need to stop and get some fuel. The food looks great 🙂

  • Melanie Williams

    I totally love Turtle Bay – it is a great place. Recently reviewed one near me and it was awesome. Great post as always hun 🙂 x

    • Thank you Melanie, I can’t wait to go back either x

  • Melanie Edjourian

    That food looks great there. I will need to check if there is one near me. Sorry to hear you couldn’t manage dessert I’d have been devastated it’s my favourite part of the meal.

  • Never been here, but every review I read is a positive one. I definitely need to visit soon!

  • Leah Shafik

    We don’t have one near us and I see lots of people enjoying it although I have heard from some that it’s not really authentic but I suppose that doesn’t matter if it tastes good x

    • I guess if you are from a background that cooks and eats that style of food, you might consider it poor. However, for me it was just delicious and I can’t wait to go back again xx

  • everinmay

    oh wow this sounds amazing, we don’t have one near us but I’ll keep a look out when we are travelling in the summer! 🙂 xx

  • I have heard lots of great things about Turtle Bay so I should try and visit! 🙂

    • I highly recommend, even the atmosphere was fab x

  • Hayley

    I’ve never been to Turtle Bay, but I keep meaning to go!

  • I’ve not been to a Turtle Bay before but I’m not too far from Milton Keynes so I’ll have to give it a try x

  • You’re cocktail sounds pretty amazing! I love Wray and Nephew.